How Not to get Hired

Some of these are joke reasons some are real.

You give a landline phone number
For food experience you write Burger Island, Cake Mania, and Papa's Pizzeria.
For animal experience you write nintedogs and catz
You are ugly
You are fat
You are the wrong race or gender
You wear cologne or perfume
You smell
You did not provide a photo of yourself before the interview or with your resume (non modeling or acting job)
You are the wrong astrological sign