Not sure why this exists, but here it is anyways.
Ronald McDonald on cocaine, apparently.
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Showing posts with label Videos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Videos. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
Norway Does it Better
In the game of Who-is-Most-Deluded, the U.S. thought they were winning with the release of Rebecca Black's "Friday". Ladies and gentlemen, meet the next contender for Miss Delusional Universe (also propagated by King Donald Trump); Tonje Langeteig, Norway's answer to Ms. Black.
I think we have a winner. The self proclaimed "little pretty girl trapped inside a grown-up body" makes it very clear to her audience that she has no intentions of becoming a "crappy housewife", however, offers few elaborating details. The video also features several Caucasian rappers[?] with spastic body movements who demonstrate their wicked skills by simply repeating lines sung by Langeteig earlier in the video. The line "I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be a crappy housewife" shows effort, but the lack of additional lyrics shows serious commitment.
Ultimately, Rebecca Black is a child who couldn't possibly have known any better, while Tonje Langeteig is an adult who has yet to differentiate childhood fantasies from practical reality.
I think we have a winner. The self proclaimed "little pretty girl trapped inside a grown-up body" makes it very clear to her audience that she has no intentions of becoming a "crappy housewife", however, offers few elaborating details. The video also features several Caucasian rappers[?] with spastic body movements who demonstrate their wicked skills by simply repeating lines sung by Langeteig earlier in the video. The line "I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be a crappy housewife" shows effort, but the lack of additional lyrics shows serious commitment.
Ultimately, Rebecca Black is a child who couldn't possibly have known any better, while Tonje Langeteig is an adult who has yet to differentiate childhood fantasies from practical reality.
Tonje Langeteig VS Rebecca Black!
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Miley Cyrus Continues To Lose Artistic Credibility
I don't know who told Miley Cyrus that it was a good idea for her to perform a cover of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit", but that entire audience should be put six feet under for further encouranging this shameful display. This is even more embarrassing than watching Fergie perform "Sweet Child O' Mine" alongside Slash at the Superbowl. Miley wasn't even alive when "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was released in 1991. She emerged from her mother's cursed womb a year after, in 1992.
I wont lie, I couldn't sit through the entire thing. My condolences to the family of Kurt Cobain, and anyone else who has been personally affected by this horrifying lack of integrity and utter disrespect for real musicians.
Hayden Panettiere Makes A Fool Of Herself
Why does every actress feel the need to also be a musician? For that matter, why does everyone in the U.S. think that they posses vocal talents of any respectable degree? Anyways, Hayden Panettiere released her new song from the movie Hoodwinked Too (just another obnoxious, generic, piece of Pixar cultural pollution).
I used to be a Hayden fan, until that crying dolphin debacle in Japan, but I have now lost any glimmer of respect for her.
Here's the dolphin video I mentioned. It gets good about 23 seconds in.
I'm guessing that you now consider her to be an idiot, as I do.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Helen's Sewing Room
Meet Helen and my mom. Helen is a dear family friend that I've known all my life. She and her husband Chet have been family friends since they and my parents met in college way back in the late 1950's. Their kids and my brother, sister and I grew up together, but it has been several years since I've seen them. Recently my folks were in California for a visit and my brother decided to tape Helen's sewing room for me and so I thought I would share Helen's sewing room with all my friends here. You'll even see my mom--she's the fiery red head.
Helen, I just love that big corner window you have. Great light and a pretty view too and if you call your stash messy you'll die when you see how I keep mine! LOL! Love your sewing machines too! Thank you Helen! Hi Mom!
Helen, I just love that big corner window you have. Great light and a pretty view too and if you call your stash messy you'll die when you see how I keep mine! LOL! Love your sewing machines too! Thank you Helen! Hi Mom!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Organizing Ribbons
I ran across a cool way to organize your ribbons and thought I'd give it a try. The video below really has some great ideas and I played off of one of theirs. I have a glass frog--remember the one I used for my scissors holder-- I took it and placed it on an old jar and then ran my sheer ribbon ends through the frog holes and placed the ribbons inside the jar. Now all I have to do is pull up a ribbon end and snip off what I need and not grumble as I pull it out of a tangled mess in my ribbon drawer. And it's prettier too!
I think I'll try one of their box ideas too, because the boxes could stack and I wouldn't a hundred jars.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Christmas Videos Resource
Are you looking for some best Christmas movies and videos to keep your mind relax, So find download the below video files and enjoy it with you family and dear ones.
# A Walt Disney Christmas. Rated G. Contents: Once upon a wintertime Running time 44 minutes - The night before Christmas - Santa's workshop - Pluto's Christmas tree - On ice - Donald's snow fight.
# Max's Christmas with three more Christmas stories. Running time 28 minutes. Contents: Max's Christmas - The clown of God - Morris's disappearing bag - The little drummer boy. Running time 40 minutes.
# Mickey's Christmas carol. Running time 40 minutes.
# Jiminy Cricket's Christmas - Running time 30 minutes.
# The merry mishaps of Mr. Bean : The Contents: Merry Christmas Mr. Bean - Mr. Bean in Room 426. Running time 60 minutes.
# A Walt Disney Christmas. Rated G. Contents: Once upon a wintertime Running time 44 minutes - The night before Christmas - Santa's workshop - Pluto's Christmas tree - On ice - Donald's snow fight.
# Max's Christmas with three more Christmas stories. Running time 28 minutes. Contents: Max's Christmas - The clown of God - Morris's disappearing bag - The little drummer boy. Running time 40 minutes.
# Mickey's Christmas carol. Running time 40 minutes.
# Jiminy Cricket's Christmas - Running time 30 minutes.
# The merry mishaps of Mr. Bean : The Contents: Merry Christmas Mr. Bean - Mr. Bean in Room 426. Running time 60 minutes.
Christmas Videos Resource
Are you looking for some best Christmas movies and videos to keep your mind relax, So find download the below video files and enjoy it with you family and dear ones.
# A Walt Disney Christmas. Rated G. Contents: Once upon a wintertime Running time 44 minutes - The night before Christmas - Santa's workshop - Pluto's Christmas tree - On ice - Donald's snow fight.
# Max's Christmas with three more Christmas stories. Running time 28 minutes. Contents: Max's Christmas - The clown of God - Morris's disappearing bag - The little drummer boy. Running time 40 minutes.
# Mickey's Christmas carol. Running time 40 minutes.
# Jiminy Cricket's Christmas - Running time 30 minutes.
# The merry mishaps of Mr. Bean : The Contents: Merry Christmas Mr. Bean - Mr. Bean in Room 426. Running time 60 minutes.
# A Walt Disney Christmas. Rated G. Contents: Once upon a wintertime Running time 44 minutes - The night before Christmas - Santa's workshop - Pluto's Christmas tree - On ice - Donald's snow fight.
# Max's Christmas with three more Christmas stories. Running time 28 minutes. Contents: Max's Christmas - The clown of God - Morris's disappearing bag - The little drummer boy. Running time 40 minutes.
# Mickey's Christmas carol. Running time 40 minutes.
# Jiminy Cricket's Christmas - Running time 30 minutes.
# The merry mishaps of Mr. Bean : The Contents: Merry Christmas Mr. Bean - Mr. Bean in Room 426. Running time 60 minutes.
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