Conanchu

Here are some costume ideas I have for next Halloween:

Beef Jerky (not a bag, but an actual piece)

A McRib sandwich (perhaps I can use upholstery foam)

Lydia from the Beetlejuice cartoon

Tickled Pink from Rainbow Brite (80s)

Some kind of box costume

Shirley from the "Bleed Like Me" video (I'd need to find a good dress though) I can always pass it off as a nurse costume for people who don't know.



This year I wanted to have some kind of meat themed costume, but I shied away from it after Lady Gaga wore that meat dress. I didn't want people to think I was copying her or something.



After all these years I've never dressed as an object for Halloween like a cell phone, or grandfather clock. I also have not dressed as food; ever. I have only been characters, celebrities careers, or monsters.



I think I'll add having a really elaborate homemade Halloween costume to my bucket list.



Even though I didn't dress as Rachel Berry for Halloween I'm sort of glad. No disrespect to Lea Michele or the Gleeks. Then I would not have been able to scare people. I think people would not have gotten my costume. Although me singing is scary. I could have broke into spontaneous song singing "Run Joey Run".



I was also planning an oil spill costume. I was going to make it out of a brown unused trash bag. I was going to print out the BP logo and a picture of the oil cam. I was going to make my face look dirty like it was smeared with oil.



I decided to Conanize my pikachu. Doesn't it look funny? That is it's costume. I took the pic while I was just messing around in my room. I posed pikachu next to a dog. It sort of looks like Triumph. For me to poop on! I didn't submit it into the contest.

Sexy Nostalgia 5

I know I wrote the first sexy nostalgia blogs over a year ago, but I got inspired by seeing this costume.
Is she Raphael? Or one of the original red masked turtles? I’ve seen a different home made version with tank tops and booty shorts. Why not make a Venus costume? The female turtle that everybody “forgets” about or wants to forget. What about a sexy April costume? 80s version. With a tight yellow jumpsuit, plunging neckline and white thigh high boots?

Here is an untapped sexy cartoon character costume idea. Cleo from the Catillac Cats cartoon. Or Brittany the Chipette? From the 1980s cartoon not the new movie.

This “Gem” costume isn’t too bad. I’d hate to think what a sexy version of Kimber would look like. This very cute accessory was also available. Too bad they don’t flash.

Bleh! Look at these Strawberry Shortcake like costumes. UGLY! Just because the dress is pink and has a strawberry slapped on it doesn’t make it a Strawberry Shortcake costume sexy or not. The red costume has no resemblance to Strawberry Shortcake at all not even a vague one. It just looks like a strawberry motif dress. I’d like to see somebody tackle a sexy version of the Berrykins dress or the 90s version.

The Rainbow Cutie costume is pretty cute and semi modest. I’d wear it if it was available in my size. A little off, but not bad.

Who is Reading This?

Welcome and hello!

Ok so I might be taking on new readers because in class I mentioned I wrote a blog about sexy Halloween costumes. First off if you think or know I wrote something bad about you I'd like to apologize right now.

Speaking of costumes my rainbow socks are on their last legs. I did get them when I first started college. LOL! How long has that been? It doesn't matter I can't go looking for socks now; not thick novelty socks anyway. It's spring and all the stores are selling things like sandals, sunhats, and bikinis. I'll have to wait until August or at least September. Anyway I thought the socks aren't completely unusable. I can cut off the fraying part and use them for a Tickled Pink costume. They look more like Tickled Pink's colors than Rainbow Brite's colors ,and I'm talking about the vintage characters. No slut costume either. I'm not going to worry about putting together a Tickled Pink costume right now anyway. I still haven't finished the nun costume I was working on.
Here is a cute non slutty Tickled Pink costume I like the shoe covers and the use of a pinafore.
Here is a slutty plus size Starburst Girl costume. Why does the plus size version not come with the gloves/arm warmers? Is it to prevent "sausage arms"? :/