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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Dig That Groovy Chick: 60s Jargon Disappears




EXPRESSION, JARGON, SLANG: SINGAPORE 60s CULTURAL SCENE
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"Oh man dig that crazy baby!" We don't use an expression like that anymore do we? A person usually speaks and uses vocabulary within a certain context or cultural surrounding. When that cultural environment disappears, the expression, jargon or slang used within that context disappears too. Below is a list of expressions and questions that are hardly used today.
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1 Please switch off the transistor.
2 How many EPs can you stack on the record player?
3 I like your stylish bee-hive.
4 I go ape with the programs on Rediffusion.
5 Larry Lai's a real, cool dude.
6 Can't put anymore records in the radiogram.
7 Dig the crazy crowd at the National Theatre!
8 Little Richard, he sure likes to ball...
9 Here's a request from pen-pal Elvis Renaldo Sim for Lulu Sandra Ho...
10 I'm dialling my chick's number again.
11 Can I borrow your song book to copy, 'Rock Around The Clock?'
12 Can you do the off-beat with me?
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13 Hey, where're my Beatle boots?
14 Hey, play that new 78 we just bought.
15 New typewriting ribbons to copy lines from 'Peyton Place.'
16 Let's go to the Celestial Room this weekend.
17 Wow! I like your latest beatnik look.
18 Lots of cool cats at the Hotel Prince Garni tea-dance.
19 I like your Elvis sideburns.
20 Get me some fags and a bottle of Coke.
21 This singles costs me a dollar eighty.
22 Hey, Edmundo Ros' live on radio now.
23 My black and white's in the dump.
24 Don't have bread to buy a new color one.
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25 So psychedelic! I love it.
26 Teddy boys crowding the phone booth.
27 I am going steady with Jane.
28 You like some sky juice?
29 Your moon-glasses make you hip.
30 We were making out at Mount Faber.
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These expressions are only a fraction of what 60s vocabulary can offer and with a little imagination and memory the list can go on. But how did it all start? The clues are below:
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Lyrics (mid 50s to early 60s):
1 'Put your glad rags on and join me hon' (Rock Around The Clock)
2 'Sure like to ball, when you hear your mama call' (Good Golly Miss Molly)
3 'A movin' and a groovin' gonna satisfy my soul' (Party)
4 'Three to get ready, now go cat go' (Blue Suede Shoes)
5 'You don't like hot-rod racin', you're so square' (Baby I Don't Care)
6 'I'll be flyin' high, rock on out to the open sky' (Rip It Up)
7 'A honky tonky Joe was standin' at the door' (Party)
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So like words, fashion changes too.
Image 1: A beehive hairdo.
Image 2: A hippie.
Image 3: A fashionable 60s evening gown. Not the Merlion but definitely a Merlady. Swan Records SE 4556 "Off Beat Cha Cha." with The Wedding, Dream, We Meet Again and We Need Each Other. Andy Lim Collection.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Music Jokes For The Valentine Day Hangover

1 "Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!

2 "What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common ?
Both suck when you plug them in.

3 What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
"Will the defendant please rise ...

4 "How is an orgasm like a drum solo?
You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.

5 What do you call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.

6 "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer.

7 "How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
The knock gets faster.

8 Which Singapore bands of a feather flock together?
'Thunderbirds' and 'Firebyrds'.




Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Old Hit Songs - New Titles For Baby Boomers


Image inspired by new title: DENTURE QUEEN - ABBA (Dancing Queen)

Old hits are being revised to accommodate baby boomers. So with apologies to the artistes concerned, the classics with new titles include:
Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Bobby Darin - Splish Splash, I Was Having A Flash
Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From 'Depends'
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harum - A Whiter Shade Of Male
Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba - Denture Queen
Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Lesley Gore - It's My Hormones & I'll Cry If I Want To
Willie Nelson - On the Commode Again!
Cliff Richard - The Young Once
*Blogger Originals:
Skeeter Davis - Please Help Me I'm Falling Once Again
The Beatles - Now I'm 64
Bee Gees - I Started To Choke
The Beatles - 8 Days So Weak
Rod Stewart - Maggie's Grey
You have to figure out the pop hit titles yourself. You wanna add to the list? Why not.
With much enthusiasm from: Joe, LL's friend. Thank you.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Love Is Blue In G minor Not By Claudine Longet

(Image: By Makoto Koji from the film, The Cat Piano. Check it out on the Web below.)

Female singer asks her keyboard player, "I'd like to do Love Is Blue tonight... but can you think of a way to jazz it up, you know... make it a little hot?"

Keyboard player replies, "Sure, we can do the first chorus in G minor, then modulate to G#minor for the second chorus in 5/4 time, then modulate to A minor in 3/4 time for the bridge, then cut off the last 3 bars!"
She purrs, "That might be too complicated to do without a rehearsal!" Keyboard player responds, "Well, that's how you did it last night!"

Ale Tales: Enjoying The Music In The Pub

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to release some air. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my release with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. Alamak! It couldn't have happened in the 60s could it?
Sent by: Wilfred Lim.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Funny Christmas Ideas - Xmas Fun Ideas

Funny Christmas Ideas - Xmas Fun Ideas

The Laughter is the best medicine of all mental problems, every person want to be happy and always in search of laughter therapy tip. So are you ready to take the laughter challenge tour on our website? We are ensuring you that you will explore unbearable fun with us on this Christmas night through our best collection of Funny Christmas ideas. Explore the best getaway for searching most popular funny and jolly things which are full of good humor and high spirits on the net. Browse this site and find funny Christmas jokes, tickling and stimuli for the mental and facial therapy. Our Great Indian laughter challenge will bring an onset of tears which will shake your heart, body and soul to laugh with the funny songs, poems, and jokes. The laughing routine in daily life plays a vital role for healthy mind and body. It also helps to come out from depression, moderate muscular pain and stress.


So Laugh wildly with you family and friends on this Christmas night party and cut Christmas jokes and tickles to make your guest laugh. For Best Christmas ideas you can plane some, Funny Christmas Jokes, Christmas coloring pages For Kids, Clean Christmas poems, Dirty Christmas funny cards for adults, Christmas riddle jokes, Christmas kid funny games of treasure hunting and short Christmas stories, etc click to our website get all info about the jokes, funny party games for kids and adults with xmas party fun idea.

Funny Christmas Ideas - Xmas Fun Ideas

Funny Christmas Ideas - Xmas Fun Ideas

The Laughter is the best medicine of all mental problems, every person want to be happy and always in search of laughter therapy tip. So are you ready to take the laughter challenge tour on our website? We are ensuring you that you will explore unbearable fun with us on this Christmas night through our best collection of Funny Christmas ideas. Explore the best getaway for searching most popular funny and jolly things which are full of good humor and high spirits on the net. Browse this site and find funny Christmas jokes, tickling and stimuli for the mental and facial therapy. Our Great Indian laughter challenge will bring an onset of tears which will shake your heart, body and soul to laugh with the funny songs, poems, and jokes. The laughing routine in daily life plays a vital role for healthy mind and body. It also helps to come out from depression, moderate muscular pain and stress.


So Laugh wildly with you family and friends on this Christmas night party and cut Christmas jokes and tickles to make your guest laugh. For Best Christmas ideas you can plane some, Funny Christmas Jokes, Christmas coloring pages For Kids, Clean Christmas poems, Dirty Christmas funny cards for adults, Christmas riddle jokes, Christmas kid funny games of treasure hunting and short Christmas stories, etc click to our website get all info about the jokes, funny party games for kids and adults with xmas party fun idea.

Funny Christmas Ideas - Xmas Fun Ideas

Funny Christmas Ideas - Xmas Fun Ideas

The Laughter is the best medicine of all mental problems, every person want to be happy and always in search of laughter therapy tip. So are you ready to take the laughter challenge tour on our website? We are ensuring you that you will explore unbearable fun with us on this Christmas night through our best collection of Funny Christmas ideas. Explore the best getaway for searching most popular funny and jolly things which are full of good humor and high spirits on the net. Browse this site and find funny Christmas jokes, tickling and stimuli for the mental and facial therapy. Our Great Indian laughter challenge will bring an onset of tears which will shake your heart, body and soul to laugh with the funny songs, poems, and jokes. The laughing routine in daily life plays a vital role for healthy mind and body. It also helps to come out from depression, moderate muscular pain and stress.


So Laugh wildly with you family and friends on this Christmas night party and cut Christmas jokes and tickles to make your guest laugh. For Best Christmas ideas you can plane some, Funny Christmas Jokes, Christmas coloring pages For Kids, Clean Christmas poems, Dirty Christmas funny cards for adults, Christmas riddle jokes, Christmas kid funny games of treasure hunting and short Christmas stories, etc click to our website get all info about the jokes, funny party games for kids and adults with xmas party fun idea.

Christmas Joke Ideas, Funny Christmas Jokes, Hilarious Jokes

Christmas Joke Ideas - the best fun making idea for X-mas party

Christmas is the most exciting festival and celebration for kids and children. The children and Kids always dreams to cheer in the Christmas holiday and vacation time by reading and sharing crispy jokes. On this website we have a huge collection of hilarious Christmas Joke For Kids with the continuous serious to make your kids can enjoy hearty laugh this Christmas. Find a complete list of hilarious fun Christmas Joke For Kids offer a huge assortment of funny jokes, humorous short jokes and pranks surrounding the Santa, Reindeer, Christmas gifts, Tree, Elves, Angels, Fairies and more. Browse the pages and view funny Christmas jokes and stories for children of all ages with Christmas fun facts and information on Santa Claus.


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Christmas Joke Ideas, Funny Christmas Jokes, Hilarious Jokes

Christmas Joke Ideas - the best fun making idea for X-mas party

Christmas is the most exciting festival and celebration for kids and children. The children and Kids always dreams to cheer in the Christmas holiday and vacation time by reading and sharing crispy jokes. On this website we have a huge collection of hilarious Christmas Joke For Kids with the continuous serious to make your kids can enjoy hearty laugh this Christmas. Find a complete list of hilarious fun Christmas Joke For Kids offer a huge assortment of funny jokes, humorous short jokes and pranks surrounding the Santa, Reindeer, Christmas gifts, Tree, Elves, Angels, Fairies and more. Browse the pages and view funny Christmas jokes and stories for children of all ages with Christmas fun facts and information on Santa Claus.


Story of funny Christmas Jokes create a humorous and jolly atmosphere around us in Christmas session. Go on surf for funny Christmas Jokes in house of Christmas and be ready to make you smile with the complete sort of funny Christmas jokes. Discover the queer stories about Santa claus, Mother merry, jesus, Wise Men, Christmas tree, Reindeer and Christmas Elves and cheer out the Christmas season with great fun and humor. The books of Christmas Jokes For Kids are the most popular gift for them and they enjoy reading these jokes with friends and families in the Christmas vacations time.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Christmas Joke Ideas - Christmas Joke For Kids

Christmas Joke Ideas

Christmas is the most exciting festival and celebration for kids and children. The children and Kids always dreams to cheer in the Christmas holiday and vacation time by reading fun jokes and sharing crispy jokes. On this website we have a huge collection of hilarious Christmas Joke For Kids with the continuous serious to make your kids can enjoy hearty laugh this Christmas.

Find a complete book of Christmas Joke For Kids offer a huge assortment of funny jokes, humorous short jokes and pranks surrounding the Santa, Reindeer, Christmas gifts, Tree, Elves, Angels, Fairies and more. Browse the pages and view funny Christmas jokes and stories for children of all ages with Christmas fun facts and information on Santa Claus.

Christmas Joke Ideas - Christmas Joke For Kids

Christmas Joke Ideas

Christmas is the most exciting festival and celebration for kids and children. The children and Kids always dreams to cheer in the Christmas holiday and vacation time by reading fun jokes and sharing crispy jokes. On this website we have a huge collection of hilarious Christmas Joke For Kids with the continuous serious to make your kids can enjoy hearty laugh this Christmas.

Find a complete book of Christmas Joke For Kids offer a huge assortment of funny jokes, humorous short jokes and pranks surrounding the Santa, Reindeer, Christmas gifts, Tree, Elves, Angels, Fairies and more. Browse the pages and view funny Christmas jokes and stories for children of all ages with Christmas fun facts and information on Santa Claus.
 

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