Over the past three weeks or so, I've recieved a few blog awards and tags and things. I've decided to do them all together because a) I'm lazy and b)... well there isn't really a b), I'm just lazy!
Phew! I didn't realise how often I got tagged until I wrote them all down!
For this one I have to list 7 facts, but I've listed some facts about me here, so I'm going to tell you 7 jokes instead. I can't promise they're good ones though!! :)1. What do you call a 3-legged donkey? A Wonkey (my favourite joke - like I said, I can't promise they'll be good! haha)
2. What has fur, legs, and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold
3. Why was the chicken happy? Because everything was egg-cellent
4. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto
5. What goes haha clonk? A man laughing his head off
6. What do you call a man with no shins? Tony
7. Aaaaaaaaaand, last one... Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney
Don't worry - I'm not giving up the day job! I can imagine you all groaning with despair as you read them! haha.
And finally we have the 'I Love Your Blog' award, from the lurvely VexInTheCity
Thank you so much to everyone who tagged me, and sorry it's taken me so long to actually get around to doing them. Slapped wrist for moi! Since it's taken so long, I don't actually know who has or hasn't been tagged or done it, so, I'm just going to tell you all to click on the 9 links above, and have a little nose at their lovely blogs. They're funny, informative, pretty, honest... all the things I love most in blogs - plus the girls are all gorgeous to boot!
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